The Social Network Song (oh oh uh oh oh), otherwise more commonly known (and shortened) as The Social Network Song was the Sammarinese entry at the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 in Baku performed by Valentina Monetta. It was the first of her four appearances at the contest, as well as the first of three consecutive participations.
The song was originally called "Facebook Uh, Oh, Oh (A Satirical Song)"; however, the EBU deemed the song invalid due to references to commercial enterprises, specifically Facebook. The lyrics were changed and the title as well.
It was performed 11th in the first semifinal following Israel and preceding Cyprus. At the close of voting, it finished in 14th place with 31 points, missing the final despite having San Marino's best ranking at the time.
Lyrics[]
Uh… uh… (I like)
Are you ready for a little chat
And a song about the Internet?
It’s a story ’bout a social door
You’ve never seen before
If you wanna be seen by everyone
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun
If you wanna be on the hook
Then simply take a look
Oh oh, uh oh oh…
Everybody loves you so
Uh uh, uh oh oh…
Everybody that you know
Do you wanna be more than just a friend?
Do you wanna play cybersex again?
If you wanna come to my house
Then click me with your mouse
Hello, uh oh oh…
Never gonna let you go
You’re loggin’ in, then it begins
And your computer is waking you, taking your time away
The scene is right for a socialite
You’re on the Internet, anywhere, any time, night and day
Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like)
Everybody loves you so
Ooh ooh, uh oh oh… (Mi piace)
Never gonna let you go
So you wanna make love with me?
Am I really your cup of tea?
Are you really the one that’s you
And am I really me?
Oh oh, uh oh oh… (I like)
Everybody loves you so
Social network, oh… (Mi piace)
Never gonna let you go
You’re loggin’ in with just a friend
But soon the Internet’s beeping and peeping around the bend
We used to greet friends on the street
But now it’s googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet
Beep beep, uh oh oh…
How about a little chat?
Oh oh, network fans
Meet you on the Internet
Do you really like politics?
Wanna talk about dirty tricks?
Are you really a sex machine
Or just a beauty queen?
Everybody is better than before
Everybody is calling out for more
Everybody in Cyberville
Is knocking on your door
Beep beep, uh oh oh… (I like)
Everybody does a show
Uh uh, uh oh oh… (Mi piaci)
If you like it, click and go
Now you know it is easy loggin’ in
For a little more fun and cyber sin
Wanna know what the net’s about?
The hard part’s loggin’ out
Uh uh, uh oh oh…
Now I’ve got a million friends
Goodbye network fans
This is how the story ends
Uh uh… (Beep beep)
Videos[]
Valentina Monetta - The Social Network Song (OH OH -- Uh - OH OH) (San Marino) 2012
Valentina Monetta - The Social Network Song - Live - 2012 Eurovision Song Contest Semi Final 1